To Mr./Mrs. Voodoo Doll person:
I don't mind if you target me.
Bloody nose for no reason, knees acting up, stiff neck, and sore ankles the past week.
It's all good.
Just don't target my family.

Grandmother's starting to go senile and today I woke up to the sounds of an ambulance siren.
My father had a heart attack today.
So a special fuck YOU to whoever is wishing ill things upon me still.

I think he's fine, just resting up for now.
Still trying to get all the details and explain it to all of the family members I haven't heard from in a long while that call up the household.

For those that were wondering, no I'm not gonna catch the concert tonight.

That is all.

Has it really been nearly a week since my last post here?
Wow, I need more quotes to use.

My soap sucks.
Hand stamps I've gotten the past few days haven't washed off yet.
Maybe I can add a few more from the shows I'm watching this week.

Jackie Greene, Tim Bluhm, and Gregory Page @ The Belly Up Tavern
April 28th - 8pm
$12 at the door
21+ (?)
Live music at the Belly Up, always a good decision.

Derek Evans @ The Canvas in San Marcos
April 29th - 8pm
Probably free, if not, I'll pay for ya.
All ages (?)
Caught him live at Jane's show last week, should be more good times.

I would like to send Jane Lui the proper beatnik clap for last week's show, it's just that my finger snaps sound like a broken lighter.
Light damnit! Light!
Awesomenesss.

Roosevelt, more awesomeness.
Even got a stamp on my hand that says "OK" and refuses to go away.

There's some strong liquor over at The Jumping Turtle.
Got buzzed alot faster than usual (2nd Long Island).
Probably because of the 7 straight days of work, or the lack of food the entire day, or maybe she was just trying to get me plastered to take advantage of me.

I imagine it'd be fun if that ever happened to me.
If only because it hasn't happened yet to myself.
I'd take it as a great compliment that someone would find me so attractive that they would need to cheat to seduce me.

When all you need is a great smile...
And be able to keep up with my wit/sarcasm, at the very least understand it.

If I win the lottery, I'm opening up my own coffee house/dessert parlor in San Marcos.
Open 9am-2am, live music nightly.
I just want to have my own business named: Yup
And a place in San Marcos to chill w/ friends well into the night.
Other than Denny's there isn't much of an option unless it involves alcohol.

As of tonight, I'm no longer a Petco Park virgin.
Much love and thanks goes to my SD lil sis for that experience.
Yes, I'll probably attend more games w/ you.
If only because there's nothing else to watch for the summertime.

The Random Quote:
"Girl I want to lay you down." - Animal Liberation Orchestra

Just because we don't have the product you want in stock, does that justify you flipping the bird at me when you leave the store?

Retail, good times.

Pretty much opening shifts for the next two weeks.
Man they're boring.
At least I can take comfort in the fact that most of the ladies I flirt with during work hours are of legal age.
I think.

The Random Quote:
"Man, I'm out of random quotes to use." - Reg

Ne Yo's new album, is it butt-fuckingly great R&B?
Well... yea.
I'd say it is.
You can even get some butt-fucking done while listening to it if you're into that kind of thing.
Assuming you've found a willing partner.

My tentative concert schedule for the next few months:

Jane Lui w/ Kate Earl and Derek Evans @ Lestats West
April 21st - 9pm (I think)
$8 cover
Live recording to be made into an EP.
Possible pinata smashing.

Roosevelt + many others @ The Jumping Turtle
April 23rd - 7pm
$6 cover
All ages 'til 10pm

Gregory Page @ The Belly Up Tavern
April 28th - 8:30pm
More Info TBA

Micheal Tiernan @ The Jumping Turtle
May 9th - 9pm
Free
All ages 'til 10pm
Part of the Listen Local San Diego Series

Eric Slater @ The Jumping Turtle
May 30th - 9pm
Cost unknown
All ages 'til 10pm

SD's New Acoustic Generation III @ The Belly Up Tavern
May 31st - 8pm
$7 cover
Awesomeness will ensue that night.

Company for these shows is always welcomed.
Pretty much all of the artists mentioned can be found on myspace.
Show attendances by myself are subject to change without prior notice.
I also take no responsibility for my actions after the 10th drink mark.
More than likely, I will have a difficult time recalling them the next day.

The Random Quote:
"The Artistocrats!" - Various

I'd probably post more regularly here, but I'm just out of random quotes to use.
Seriously.
I am.
Send some my way please.

So yea, even though I have average femininity, I'm not as bad as my brothers.
Older brother can only pump out daughters at the moment.
Younger brother LOVES "chick flicks" dancing, and is pretty much borderline gay, recently found evidence to be detailed later not withstanding.
There is nothing wrong with being able to see things from another person's point of view, even if it is considered a strictly feminine thing by most people.

I don't think I'm getting my Bob Marley cd back from my mother.
Ever.

Define "unforeseen circumstance" for this week.
Unexpected, mostly forced, dinner with the parents to discuss future and younger brother's sex life.
At least I got me some sirloin.

Brother's friends found a box of condoms in his room while they were trying to find a game they let him borrow 'fore he went to college.
We just aren't sure what sex he uses them on.
For that matter, if he uses them on humans.
Could be one explanation why the cats left the house.
At least he's being safe though.

Did anybody else catch the big ol' rainbow in the skies over San Marcos last week?
From my vantage point, it seemed like the pot of gold could've been found at our brewery.
Yes.
San Marcos makes it's own beer.

My parents and I have no idea where my wit comes from.
It's probably the end result of some freak genetic accident.

It's been working for a good two months or something now.
There's only been two days where I haven't heard "Hollaback girl" during a shift.
That cd single would make for a very mean and very funny gag gift.
Don't be getting any ideas though.

I need new brake pads.
And a concert buddy.
And someone to be my wingman after I resume bar-hopping again.
After my wallet and liver finish recovering from the past few months.

No more adam's apples.
There's a very valid reason they build cameras into cellphones now.
Didn't call her back the next day...

Random musings, good times.

The Random Quote:
"She's got an ass so tight only dog's can hear her fart." - Anonymous

I need to thank my SD lil sis for this filler post.
Ended up taking a lil' personality test from her page.
Move your mouse over the colored blocks to learn more about my tendencies.



My detailed results can be found by clicking here.
I guess it's an accurate depiction of me at this point of my life.
What do you think?

Take the test for yourself by clicking here.

The Random Quote:
"If everyone's thinking alike, than nobody's thinking." - Anonymous

So yea, I'm wondering if the slightly cooler nights in booneville have anything to do with me shaving my head today.

Shaved head does lead to an increase in random ladies hitting on me though.
Slight ego boost.
Like having baby girls still stare at me.

It's fun feeling attractive.
Just like YOU.

Because it's pouring (by SD standards) and I need a filler post, here are some lyrics.

Gene Kelly - Singing in the Rain

(musical fun with syllables)

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again

I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love

Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face

I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singing, singing in the rain

Dancin in the rain...
La da ya la yada da

I'm happy again!
I'm singing and dancing in the rain.

(music, dancing, and good times)

I'm dancing and singing in the rain.
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Pretty much what I sing outloud while splashing thru puddles on the way to my car after work.
Can't really tap dance, but the puddles cover that fact up.

The Random Quote:
"Have a sweettastic day!" - Anonymous